why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
how was last night?
i woke up with my hand stuck in a jam jar with my keys in the bottom and a dog licking peanut butter off my boobs. you tell me.
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
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