When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
i'm too drunk to leave my room. poked my head out like a turtle and everyone knew i wasn't sober. i like it better in my nonjudgmental turtle shell anyway.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
I think we might need a safe word for this...
Randomize
