Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
Your babysitter texted, wants me to pay with weed. I don't know where to get any & don't want to. Will she take cigarettes instead? Or um, cash? Like a person?
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
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