R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
i was hoping the water fountain would somehow shoot out vodka this morning
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
So hungover that I might just sit in my car and wait until chipotle opens...in two hours...
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
Randomize
