My boss' voice literally gives me gas
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
Randomize