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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I feel like every car around me knows I'm driving in my snuggie
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
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I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
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I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
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