You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
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