Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
Sorry for my penis texting you last night, I can't control what he wants at 4am.
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
Randomize
