would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
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It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
Um, you were throwing up the shocker symbol in front of all of the wedding guests during the best man's speech. No wonder the groom thinks we're bad
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
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I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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