I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed.
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
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I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
Um of course I blew him. He brought me a shamrock shake. It was two o’clock in the morning on St. Patrick’s Day. There was no smoother move basically. He totally earned that head.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
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So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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