You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
time to smoke my breakfast
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I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
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I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
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