I fell asleep next to my cousin and woke up with my hand in her pants because i though it was lisa
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
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