i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
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I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
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The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
They don't have a Valentines Day card for the married guy I'm sleeping with. It can't use the words, love, soulmate, you're the only one for me...and obviously it can't be anything related to spending the day together because that's not happening.
So what's the protocol on sending your exes new wife a baby shower gift that says "thanks for getting him the hell out of my life, please keep him there!"?
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
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