There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
So I'll spare the details, but I think I discovered I'm lactose intolerant. In my sleep. And you'll be needing new sheets.
You drunk yet?
Nope. Give me two hours then delete my texts before you read them.
Cant make any promises.
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
Randomize
