You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
Is it bad that John just came to my work to have sex with me bc I felt bad that he slept on his porch last night locked out and I missed all his calls?
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
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Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
She cheated on me with the same state trooper that wrote me a ticket.
I guess now you have a way to keep your license when you bring that up in court.
Dude, you are the most awesome.
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
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If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
Sorry I didn't call this morning. Ended up with a decorated war veteran last night who besides finding the enemy, KNEW where the fuck my G spot was. He gets a medal in my book!
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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