Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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