the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
Either I'm drunk or judge Judy has 3D commercials...so I think I'm drunk. Also I may or may not haven eaten a hoagie on the toilet when I didn't want to stand up
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
I dropped my keys into the toaster and felt it push down as I pulled them out. Couldn't stop thinking it was a bad idea the whole time.
I still don't know how you've lived this long.
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
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