He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
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he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
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Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
Yeah. I don't know. I'm just gonna show up at her place on valentines day with a jock strap, box of chocolates, and rose clenched between my ass cheeks with "be mine" written across my glorious man titties.
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
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