You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
I just farted. And everybody around me is looking at the fat girl to my left. I win.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
The doctor wrote 'condom retrieval' on my discharge paper.
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Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
An outback commercial just played and I remembered that guy from Australia Imade out with at the Derby. Great Bachelorette Party, btw.
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
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Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
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