Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
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