You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
Well I mean enduring a 45 minute conversation about C-sections was worth the 9 jello shots those soccer moms gave me.
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
It's a sad day when ur phone automatically updates u on Thursdays that traffic is normal and how long it will take to get to the bar
That's fucking great actually
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
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