a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
My wife googled 'purchase vibrator.' Not sure if I should be excited or offended.
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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