then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
I think sneezing out coked up boogers onto your professor disqualifies you from the "I was sick" excuse
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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