belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
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It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
i spent an hour trying to convince my psychiatrist that the fact that i showed up for my appointment drunk was progress, and she does not agree
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thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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