we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
Drunk me wrote a bucket list last night. #4 is "hate fuck a childhood enemy". Can we make this happen?
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
I think I've been inadvertently participating in a contest to see how many times I can show up to work hungover in my first year of teaching. And I'm the only participant. Not sure if I'm winning or losing.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
Just found a pair of vomit-soaked socks in my purse, three days after the party... Now I know why my wallet was wet.
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
Randomize
