4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
Just woke up wearing a top hat and simpsons boxers. i also found more money in my wallet then what i had before going out, about $1000 more
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
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I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
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As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
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