a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
Someone left a shot of disaronno in a champagne glass here this morning... flip a coin?
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
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