So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
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