Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
"But puppies!" Is not an acceptable excuse for trying to drunkenly steal someone's dog, you promiscuous midget!!
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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