you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
Tonight is one of those "I'm wearing a shirt as a dress" nights because I need to get laid.
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
You kept challenging people to a cartwheel contest...when someone finally agreed, you cartwheeled into some chicks face, then tried to propose to her as an apology. Fyi, she said no
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
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