I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
her facebook's as public as her vagina
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
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