I just woke up in the back of his van. Bring me a sunkist.
i just defriended some girl because according to her status she "doesn't give a fuck about shark week."
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
You know you drink too much when the bartender at your favorite bar recognizes you at chipotle with your sunglasses on.
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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