I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
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