It's like a parade of train wrecks.
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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