Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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