That's when you crack a 10am beer
Acid is not a monday night drug
how was your day?
fuck the small talk. are you bringing the liquor tonight or am i?
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
The sun is gonna brush it's hairy dick across my forehead in the morning, gently whispering: "you're 4 hours late for work"
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
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