haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
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I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
