mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
Who wears a wallet chain?!
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
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