I'm fucking your sister right now.
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
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At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
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is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
and you fell through a lawn chair
Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.