dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
Farmville is her only friend.
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
...there was a woman in the stall next to me in the Walmart bathroom having a massive bowl movement and whispering "I'm sorry" over and over
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
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