maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
This is the prime rib incident all over again
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
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I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
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He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
I had a dream about that dude. It was the first time I had a dream about him since the tryst.
The tryst?
The hookup. I like using sophisticated words for my foolish decisions. Makes me retain some dignity.
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
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