Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
nothing says "you're fucked" like watching a movie with the family and a handle of vodka comes crashing down from your hiding spot in the ceiling tiles.
Like there's an 87% chance I'll end up on the bedroom floor demanding sex while freestyling in your face. I'm going to buy rum.
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
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