I don't think brook has ever known best
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
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