There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
I was told I sang Taylor Swift's entire discography in between violent bursts of green vomit before falling asleep in the bath tub
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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