p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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