I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
The sex was great until she started shouting, "Succeed!, Succeed!" Then it was like I was fucking a motivational speaker. Awkward.
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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