new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
last night i was so high that when a homeless person asked me for a dollar, i responded: dolla dolla bill ya'll.
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
Ok...drunk girls at the bar are charging $1 for motorboating. It's fucking WEDNESDAY. I never want to leave.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
i woke up to something itchy on my head. it was his mustache. he fell asleep face-plant style on the side of my head. WTF?
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
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