you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
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He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
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I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
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