I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
Is it bad that John just came to my work to have sex with me bc I felt bad that he slept on his porch last night locked out and I missed all his calls?
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
Just heard my neighbor say "I'm just gonna lay down in a coma until someone comes into my room and hands me a beer." He's got his priorities straight
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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