On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
I'll just give him your contact info, and you'll somehow manage to get laid. Which will make me feel like your vagina's agent or something.
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
My boss is explaining why he thinks time goes by faster and faster. Bc of the rockets. No lie.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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