it wasn't lemon gatorade
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
The next time you try to drunkenly strip me in public let's make sure it's not anywhere near the daiquiri factory or a group of police officers.
I desperately wanted to wear your shirt.
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
I am naked and annoyed.
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
There's even glitter on my cock...
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