It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
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My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
sick fucks of a feather flock together
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
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I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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