i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
i told my grandma i broke up with my boyfriend. her reply " you need to play the field more anyway"
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
I need to calm my uterus...
I thought accidentally shaving off my fingertip while trying to shave my butthole was going to be the most unexpected part of my day, but no
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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