Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
You are the only person I have ever seen offer your other drink to the bouncer on two fors night
Bouncers are people too...giant angry people
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
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