Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
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Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
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Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
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