oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
One girl and one boy is just not enough.
You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
Met the five year old's gym teacher for next year. He is an old drinking buddy and I used to fuck his older brother. It was like a walk of shame 20 years late.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
Hey could you buy me 2 bottles of arbor mist? I'm trying to get laid tonight
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
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