you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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