We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
Why are you ignoring all of my texts?
The power was out.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
I woke up five hours later with a mouthful of Jimmy John's while clinging to my sandwich.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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