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If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
They can be so fun, drunk bruises are like clues to the treasure of what actually happened last night. "why do I have a bruise on my belly button? oh right. i was trying to turn my stomach off so I would stop throwing up."
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
The EMT told me when I left the ER "I'd like to take off your pants again and inspect your package. Just not during a medical emergency..." We're hooking up tonight.
Points for getting a hot hook up after getting a shard of glass in your thigh. Almost makes it worth it.
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
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