I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
I'm worried I'm going to miss my flight so I set a series of alarms on my phone to act as checkpoints to make sure I'll be there. 2am-stop drinking; 4am-stop fucking stephanie, get some sleep; 5am-wake up, fuck stephanie once more; 6am-get to the airport
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
On the back of that comment, I've formed a theory that as a result of my brainwashing your drunk self actually believes that beards are your calling.
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
Im part way to drunk.
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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