were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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