The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
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I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
I think my nap took me to another dimension
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
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New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
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